So...I decided to use this other object, this "ippid" or however it's pronounced (it's written like "iPod"--even more baffling) and do a tag.

In the end, I'm not sure if it was worth it--if the iPod had fallen into the water, I'd be a fried fish--but having lost my lungs in the transformation into fish, it's risky for my head to be above the water for too long. Boredom apparently makes an otherwise clever tactician do stupid things that are potentially harmful to one's health. Go figure.

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5.Put this on your journal.

1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?

"Mizerable--Sixth Day ver." by Gackt [link]

Apparently, whatever it is, it's not okay.

2.How would you describe yourself?

"Caramelldansen" by Caramell [link]

NO. NO NO NO NO NO.

3.What do you like in a guy/girl?

"Marmelade" by Gackt [link]

...Squishy?

4.How do you feel today?

"Yakety Sax" by Boots Randolph (Benny Hill theme) [link]

WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE HAPPY SONGS?!

5.What is your life's purpose?

"Code Monkey" by Jonathan Coulton [link]

A code monkey. I guess I might be the Tellius equivalent of that at times.

6.What is your motto?

"Story" by Gackt [link] (technically this is Saikai~Story)

This makes more sense. When all else fails, go sulk off and be angsty and epic at the same time.

7.What do your friends think of you?

"Illness Illusion" by Gackt [link]

They think I'm creepy? Obsessive? Or some kind of sadistic carnie? And what's with all the Gackt?

8.What do you think of your parents?

"Pretty Fly for a White Guy" by The Offspring [link]

Um...please...someone pass me the mind bleach....

9.What do you think about very often?

"Possession" by JYONGRI [link]

A song about someone obsessed with their lover. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, IKE. PLEEEEEEEEEASE COME BACK.

10.What is 2 + 2?

"Matia Mou" by...someone.... (no link, sry)

...Apparently, the number four has somehow been transformed into Turkish/Greek club music.

11.What do you think of your best friend?

"Human" by The Killers [link]

...As it stands, the closest things I have to friends happen to be...er, well, the correct term is "beorc". Not "human," or "Bjork," but "beorc".

I do miss the Greil Mercenaries, though.

12.What do you think of the person you like?

"Axel F" by Crazy Frog [link]

...That...is in no way, shape, or form, accurate.

13.What is your life story?

"Agony" by Kotoko [link]

Fact that this came from a shoujo-ai/yuri anime aside, the word "agony" would be a very good descriptor.

I STILL LOVE YOU IKE.

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?

"Soldier" from Ghost in the Shell [link]

Technically, I already am: a mercenary mage and tactician. Woohoo.

15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?

"Teh N00b Song" by Pure Pwnage [link]

Um, what???

16.What will you dance to at your wedding?

"Birdcage" by Gackt [link]
Whoop-de-doo, I will someday have a wedding at which I will headbang.

17.What will they play at your funeral?

"Clowns" by TATU [link]

Um...no, not really. My funeral will sound closer to this: [link]

18.What is your hobby/interest?

"Love Song for a Vampire" by Annie Lennox [link]

Fantasizing about love? The lyrics don't actually sound very vampire-y.

19.What is your biggest fear?

"Re:Your Brains" by Jonathan Coulton [link]

...Zombies? Or zombified people I used to know? I guess something like a Greil-zombie would be pretty scary....

20.What is your biggest secret?

"Still Alive" by GLaDOS [link]

I am not a computer. I do not create interspatial portals. My cake is not a lie.



21.What do you think of your friends?

"White Eyes" by Gackt [link]

...Um...I don't know what to say about this one.

22.What will you post this as?

"Lost Heaven" by L'arc~en~ciel [link]

...No. This song does not begin to express my utter confoundment at the answers I received.



So that's that. Let's hope I don't develop some weird medical condition because of all that time out-of-water.

I TAG: